Thursday, June 30, 2005

Looky what I found...


I was looking for a devil picture on the web. This is one of the options I found when I googled devil pic.

Interesting, huh? Wasn't what I was looking for but still a nice picture.

Now it makes me think what the big deal about Betty Page was. I guess I had to grow up during that decade. I was a couple of decades too late.

Oh well...

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

A video vixen champion...


Voted best booty, best chest, best...everything really!

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Is this the same person? Hmm....


Orlando Bloom-Actor or Amelia Mauresmo-Tennis Player?

Or one in the same?

Sunday, June 26, 2005

Women's tennis...


Need I say more about women's tennis?

Friday, June 24, 2005

One of the sexy parts on a woman...


Now, I'm not talking about some hefty woman whose ass hangs down because of the amount of cellulite but...

To me, one of the things that I think is hot and sexy on a woman is this. When you can look at the front of a woman's pelvic area and see her ass cheeks (like the pic) between her legs, it truly is a beautiful sight.

Very, very sexy!

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Videogame chicks are hot!


Videogame chicks are so hot! Click the picture to vote for your favorite "Video Vixen!"

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Horny bastard...

I had another dream about my sister-in-law last night. It wasn't very graphic but it was still sexual. I almost blew my load in my sleep and we weren't even doing it in my dream. I must be hard up. It has been about five days since I have been able to let go of my load!

Here's the dream. It's not long and it's not really graphic backing the fact that I must just be horny...

I was asleep on the left side of my bed with my left arm sort of hanging off the bed. For some reason, my sister-in-law was at our place and my wife wasn't home from wherever it was she had gone. I guess the in-law needed to get something out of my bedroom and she had walked on the side of the bed I was laying. She brushed up on my arm and I was stirred but I didn't open my eyes. She didn't speak either. I assumed it was my wife. I took my left hand and ran it along her inner thigh about calf to mid-thigh level. I just stroked it a few times. I noticed that she had on shorts with a wide enough leg that I could extend my stroking higher. I stroked all the way up to her buttocks and that's when I heard a moan. I knew she was liking it. I was liking it too because I was sporting a massive woody.

Anyway, I decided to take the stroking a little further. Still with my eyes closed, I lifter the elastic of her panty to slip my hands underneath them. I caressed, squeezed and rubbed her right ass cheek (it was the one closest to my hand). I heard more sounds of enjoyment which just further prodded me to continue.

I reached between her legs and slid a finger between her damp labia. It felt nice and I was definitely as hard as granite rock! I inserted my middle finger in her and then I heard sort of moan or whimper that sounded more like an "uh oh" versus an "um good" sound.

I opened my eyes and I realized it wasn't my wife. It was her sister. I didn't know what to do. I was excited yet a little in shock. I was ready to plow her field but all I could think of is "oh shit, my wife is going to shit bricks! And I was innocent! I truly thought it was her." We talked about how it wasn't going any further and we would keep what occurred a secret between us.

Realizing I still had a finger in her, I removed it and that's when I woke up. I was pitching more than a tent. It was more like a five-story building! I felt like I could have blown a load right then and there even though we never came close to intercourse in my dream. Good times!

It's dreams like these that make me want to hit her over the head with a rock and take advantage of her everytime I see her. My sister-in-law is not beautiful or gorgeous. She is pretty in a weird way but definitely do-able. In fact, my wife is the better looking of the two by far. They are both meaty but not really fat although my wife has a little more meat.

I guess it's just because they are sisters and they are similar in physical ways. Hell, I don't know why I dream about her at least once every couple of weeks. But she's not the only one so I don't think it's a "sister-in-law" epidemic I need to worry about! Although, I could tag her ass if she asked me to and not tell my wife. Could I live with that secret? Probably.

Yeah, I know..."men, we are despicable!"

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