In the news today...

Jerry Wayne Mooney sat and shivered in the Dallas County jail. He was a grotesque sight: Several gunshot wounds, exchanged in a bizarre shootout with Irving police more than a year earlier, had shredded his abdominal muscles, causing his guts to push into a bulging, wrinkled sac of pink and gray skin that flopped painfully over his waist. To the left of his ballooning belly, the 31-year-old clutched a leaking colostomy bag that his nurses often neglected to change for days. Like a punctured water balloon, his colostomy bag exploded, soiling his sheet and prison uniform.

My question is why do we bother? Prison is not a reformatory, never has been never will be.

As far as I'm concerned, this man committed a haneous crime, firing shots and wounding a police officer. Mentally sick or not, who cares. They are a menace and will be a menace again in some form or fashion.

Although, the hernia is kind of nasty looking. And an exploding colostomy bag...I hope his cellmate was on the top bunk!

Can you believe this is Tatum O'Neal?

She looks a little evil and possessed, don't you think?

Who wouldn't want to spank her ass??

Alls I gots to say is Um, Um GOOD!

Warms my heart to see two women share so much love...

Now what do you think she is licking? Nope. Try again...

Please do not try to adjust your monitor...

These are actual size!

I didn't know Rachel Ray was so hot...

All I can say is "Um, um good! She can come cook for me anytime!"

Whatever happened to...Amy Smart, actress?

Amy Smart...an underrepresented actress. But oh so fucking hot!!

Did you see her in Road Trip?

Um, another hottie actress.

Anybody want to play the bongos?

Um, um good! What more can I say?